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Title: You Have to Try This Post by: NoCRV on January 25, 2014, 01:25:01 PM LAUGH! Here's a joke:
Three married guys end up in heaven. God tells them everything up here is pretty simple the only we need to figure out is how you will get around. He tells the three men I will base your transportation on how faithful you were to your wife. So he asks the first man were you faithful to your wife? The man says no, we were married a long time and I cheated a lot but I regret it. God looks at him with disappointment but says I will give you a beat up truck so you can get around. He asks the second man who responds, I cheated on my wife once. God is a little more pleased with this response so he decides to give him a nice luxury car. God asks the third guy the question. He is already smiling, he tells God, I was the perfect husband, I treated her with love and respect and never cheated on her! God is very pleased with his answer and decides to give him a Ferrari. So one day the guy with the beat up pick up truck and the luxury car are driving down the highway and they see the guy with the Ferrari pulled over hunched over the steering wheel crying. They pull over and asks him what's wrong, you have the Ferrari? The man replies I just saw my wife up here! The guys say SO! The man screams, SHE WAS WEARING ROLLER SKATES! Sorry it's the cleanest joke that comes to mind. So the bar is set pretty low, anyone have a better joke? Title: Re: You Have to Try This Post by: santa on January 25, 2014, 01:28:30 PM That's pretty good. :)
Title: Re: You Have to Try This Post by: Perfidy on January 25, 2014, 01:49:01 PM Well... At least she wasn't barefoot?
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