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VIDEO: "What is parental alienation?" Parental alienation is when a parent allows a child to participate or hear them degrade the other parent. This is not uncommon in divorces and the children often adjust. In severe cases, however, it can be devastating to the child. This video provides a helpful overview.
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« on: January 24, 2014, 10:24:11 PM »

Just remembered this & its a peach!

About two years into our three year expedition into crazy land... . (Before I knew anything of BPD).

UBPDex & I sat down to discuss our volatile relationship & how to find some resolve. This after her raging about something & silent treating me for a few days. Now she wanted to sit and talk like mature adults about our problems. As we sat she seemed perfectly lucid, calm, self aware & mindful of the moment.

Me: "we are going to need professional help, a therapist, a good one! One that can help us build trust & teach us coping tools to use. What do you think?"

Bpdex: "yes we do need to build trust back you're right Moonie. I've got a better idea how we can do it!"

Me: "great what is it?"

Bpdex: "Lets get some pigs!"


For a moment I honestly thought I was hallucinating!

Whenever I doubt or wonder if she truly is disordered, I need to remember that profound nugget of trust building wisdom she shared with me that night!  Smiling (click to insert in post)

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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2014, 10:32:55 PM »

That's classic, Moonie!  Getting pigs instead of a licensed therapist!  Why wouldn't any sane person think of that? 
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2014, 10:34:18 PM »

LOL

Did you guys actually get pigs?
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2014, 10:36:44 PM »

Bacon?
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2014, 10:41:29 PM »

LOL

Did you guys actually get pigs?

No. My place has a parking space instead of a garden. Her place has a garden smaller than a parking space! 
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2014, 10:43:56 PM »

LOL

Did you guys actually get pigs?

No. My place has a parking space instead of a garden. Her place has a garden smaller than a parking space! 

Smiling (click to insert in post) Smiling (click to insert in post) She wouldn't have helped take care of them anyway. LOL
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2014, 10:44:59 PM »

Good god  this forum is comedy gold!

These are some of the best ive seen... .

Wife takes gold in speed berating event!

Rock paper... muesli bar!

Gf insists pigs are a reliable source of mental health!

Gold I tell ya! Smiling (click to insert in post)
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2014, 10:47:18 PM »

Maybe she wanted to wrestle with them in mud? You know... . Show you how it's done!  Smiling (click to insert in post)
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2014, 10:49:24 PM »

She should count her lucky stars we didn't have space to keep pigs!

They say pigs will eat the whole body! Bones n' all!  Smiling (click to insert in post)
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2014, 10:54:40 PM »

I hope you validated her feelings after that one  Smiling (click to insert in post)

Reminds me of a Blackadder episode, stick your undies on your head, pencils up your nose and say "wibble"
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2014, 11:41:08 PM »

Remember when Jesus put the evil spirits in pigs and they ran off the cliff and died?

Wellll... . maybe there WAS a good reason to get some pigs!
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2014, 11:53:23 PM »

LMBO - at the title alone!

Kadee - you are on to something there my friend.  But you can cast them out without the pigs too.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2014, 11:59:04 PM »

That is bizarre... . my exBPDgf... . after she dumped me long ago... married a farmer and convinced him to raise pigs... . honestly... she did.

Its a small, small, wacky world.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2014, 02:34:42 PM »

Okay, wait a minute... . just read this thread... .

My exBPDbf started, just last fall,  buying "pig" related stuff for his apt.  Stuff that had a pic of a pig on it like a hand brush, etc.  You could say he became infatuated with pigs... .  

What the he. is this supposed to mean? 
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2014, 02:45:58 PM »

We seem to be uncovering their tendency to Triangulate nons with swine! Understandably on a much more subtle level though!

Sat here in my leather wing back, i really do wonder... . Do these wonky individuals really have no limits to their sexual bents? It's these kinds of habits that are driving the west onto the rocks I tell you! ONTO THE ROCKS!

(Raises glass of brandy & toasts portrait of Queen Mother)





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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2014, 02:59:52 PM »

We seem to be uncovering their tendency to Triangulate nons with swine. Understandably on a much more subtle level though.

Sat here in my leather wing back, i really do wonder... . Do these wonky individuals really have no limits to their sexual bents? It's these kinds of habits that are driving the west onto the rocks I tell you. ONTO THE ROCKS.

(Raises glass of brandy & toasts portrait of Queen Mother)

"Clink"... . cheers Moonie, cheers.
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