No reason for this other to than to get it out of my head. Some days, many days, these words haunt me. When I look at them I'm shocked, and wonder how someone who says they love you can say them. Which helps me put things in context. Perhaps this will help others. No responses expected or needed.
You:
are a
PLEASE READty businessman!
are a
PLEASE READty driver!
are a
PLEASE READty marketer!
dress like a slob!
are a child!
eat
PLEASE READty food!
are a fraud wellness professional!
don't take part in popular culture!
don't even follow Megan Markle!
sit around all day at coffee shops!
don't understand my life!
don't ever cook!
are a
PLEASE READty writer!
are worthless in a grocery store!
are just trying to cover your ass! (for asking for the shopping list to help her)
are just trying to start a fight!
contribute nothing to the community!
have no friends!
put no time and effort into my birthday! gave me the worst birthday ever! (says the person who forgot my birthday 5 weeks earlier while I watched her dog for free for 3 weeks, bought $30 worth of food for her dog, and she told me she looked up her ex bf's address and would visit him on her trip)
your birthday/christmas gifts are
PLEASE READty and stupid
need mental health help!
are controlling!
don't listen to me!
are a plagiarist!
and
What, are you wearing old man underwear now? (as I stand there mostly naked)
None of my friends have even heard of your business!
I'm worried about your memory (very early on)
you want to be the kind of person that doesn't read books? (I have huge library of books; I didn't have a library card because I like to own books)
some observer you are!
I need_____, I need_______, I need______, I need_______
your friend is a pompous ass
when you post that stuff it makes you look bad, don't you want people to respect your Ph.D.?
It would take me longer to fix what you did than to just do it myself
and
I'm going to have a party for you to meet my friends and clients. NO, why would I want to be around those people?
Would you like to go for a bike ride with me? NO you'll just go ahead and leave me
There's a new brewpub open near you, let's go. NO...I don't like brewpubs
Let's go to my hometown together so you can see where I grew up. NO...why would I want to go there, you haven't made it sound very fun
Come to a class at my business. NO...I don't like that exercise
Come to a social at my business. NO...I don't want to be 'the girlfriend that everyone looks at'
Would you like me to drive? I'd be happy to take over driving. That's PATRONIZING!
I saw you bull
PLEASE READting my Dad! (when I told him I couldn't join them for dinner since I had an event at my business)
Oh yeah, some event! Some stupid ______ class!