Well Ironman I wish you well when/if your test comes!
I don't have an Ironman suit. Unlike New York there's not much call for Ironman suits in sleepy west country parts of Blighty. But I might pop down the local British Legion & rustle up some stiff upper lipped old timers, & have me own ':)ads Army' caper ready if she rocks up in this village again!
I'll be ready. Me 'Home Guard' will be ready. Hell I might even hire The Wurzels to start playing 'Where Do That Blackbird Be' to warn villagers she's comin!
I cracked up reading that.