Quazy

[Depression = 72% of members]

For laughs!

Where I live there's a sweet little elderly woman who gets food brought in for her, meals on wheels? Anyway she gets chocolate milk in pint containers and since I help her with simple odd chores she gives the milk to me as a sigh of gratitude. And she doesn't drink chocolate milk.

I told my exBPDgf this one time and she responded, "Oh I wouldn't drink that, they probably put it down their pants"

Yep! Lol

Anyone else have crazy but kinda funny things to add?

[JerryRG]

For laughs!

Where I live there's a sweet little elderly woman who gets food brought in for her, meals on wheels? Anyway she gets chocolate milk in pint containers and since I help her with simple odd chores she gives the milk to me as a sigh of gratitude. And she doesn't drink chocolate milk.

I told my exBPDgf this one time and she responded, "Oh I wouldn't drink that, they probably put it down their pants"

Yep! Lol

Anyone else have crazy but kinda funny things to add?

[GreenEyedMonster]

My ex had a grudge against a certain barber shop chain whose slogan is "Hairy People Wanted."  His hair was his pride and joy and every time he would walk by one of those barber shops, he'd go on ranting about how there were bad people in there who wanted to cut his hair and he hated the place so much!  He literally acted like the slogan was addressed to him personally!

If you don't want your hair cut, don't go in! 

[JerryRG]

Lol! Thanks greeneyed

[Teereese]

 

My daughters were told to bring our wireless home phones to school as a replacement for cell phones.

 

[ScotisGone74]

ExBPD lived in a nice small 2 bedroom apartment and kept her little dog in it.    I would go in her bathroom to shower and the floor would be filled with dogshart, just really nasty.     I would suggest to her taking the dog outside or making him an outside house behind her place, even offered to help fix him an outside house.      Her response "You just hate my dog, he is the only one that never leaves me"... .you cant win.  

[Teereese]

JerryRG, I would ask why she would think they put them down their pants but  

Projection?

GreeneyedMonster, too funny. Again, I'd ask why he would think the world revolved around his hair, but BPD and all  

[JerryRG]

Lol love it! Yes Teereese she is/was a strange thinker

It is ALL about them

[JerryRG]

Quazy #2

ExBPDgf, I don't think I would shoplift if I had our son with me.

Yep, so shoplifting is ok? (Entitlement) as long as our son isn't a witness? What if you got caught? (Wreakless behaviour)

[MapleBob]

My ex briefly had a therapist (before her more recent one) who she raged at / fired because the therapist dared to suggest that juuuuuust maybe she'd have problems in future partner relationships if she continued eating dinner with her daughter and ex-husband every single night.

[bunny4523]

One day my exBPD came home from work and I was making BLTs, cooking the bacon in my George Foreman grill in the kitchen.  He comes in and has this look of distress on his face.  He is like "what are you doing?" with this strange look he just caught me drinking milk out of the container or something.  I said, "making bacon."  He says "the grease will get in the air and all over the cabinets and everything, do you have to cook it in here?"  I just started laughing and said "it's the kitchen, where do you want me to cook it?"  He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "your supposed to cook bacon outside".    

[bunny4523]

ok, another time. I came home after a really long tiring day at work and I greeted my exBPD partner.  We did the typical, "How was your day... .fine... .yours... .fine. " And he says you seem tired, I said I am... .super tired, I just want to veg.  He starts trying to talk to me and I answer his questions but not super enthusiastic since I'm brain dead but definatley not rude in any way.  I sit down on the bed and my cat comes up to me and is just super cuddly and loving and I'm petting her.  I kiss her and tell her "I love you pretty girl."   He gets up, storms out of the room and says, "you say your tired and don't feel like talking but then you talk to the cat!" 

Even our therapist laughed about that one when he told him.  I did sarcastically comment... ."just curious did the cat have anything interesting to say?"

[bunny4523]

oh my gosh, they are all coming back to me now.  ha ha

I still work with my exBPD partner so about 4 months after our breakup, he comes in my office all smiley and says. "This is yours, I just wanted to make sure I got it back to you." and he is holding a plain black hair tie.  It's pretty much a black rubberband.   

I wanted to say "oh my gosh you are such a nice guy, why did I ever leave you?" but I didn't.  I just politely said, "oh thank you."


The next week, he walks in with 2 screws that he found in my son's old room.  (anyone else hearing the theme to the Twilight Zone?)   

[bunny4523]

One more, one more... .

I went to my friends 40th b-day party (we were supposed to go together but he got "sick" at the last minute).  The next day, I fill him in on the cake, the couples that were there, how cute the kids were... .all that good stuff.  I'm telling him about playing beer pong and the funny rules they made up that had us cracking up.  Everything seems fine.

The next day, I come home to "we need to talk"   He starts getting noticeably upset and is telling me that this is not the kind of person he wants to be with.  Someone who drinks beer in a backyard and plays beer pong with other men.  I, of course, immediately try to calm him down and defend myself... .I mean I wasn't doing anything wrong.  It was a family get together, not a bar.  So he keeps talking to me, degrading me getting angrier and angrier, shouting demands and I just calmly look at him and said. ":)o you even no what beer pong is?."  He stops, looks straight at me and says, "No." lmbo 

Thinking to myself - How can you possible be so upset over this if you don't even know what it is?" 

[JerryRG]

Lol! I feel kinda guilty laughing at these things but hey, if I take my expbd serious I believe I fall into the victim role. Their behaviours can be truly bizzare and worthy of laughter.

[Sunfl0wer]

My mom took used batteries and put them in a bag when done with them... .

Because they have an expiration date and she decided they were not yet expired, therefore I must have been using them wrong!

She always tried to reuse them, and when they didn't work, got mad at me for breaking them.

[bruceli]

One day my exBPD came home from work and I was making BLTs, cooking the bacon in my George Foreman grill in the kitchen.  He comes in and has this look of distress on his face.  He is like "what are you doing?" with this strange look he just caught me drinking milk out of the container or something.  I said, "making bacon."  He says "the grease will get in the air and all over the cabinets and everything, do you have to cook it in here?"  I just started laughing and said "it's the kitchen, where do you want me to cook it?"  He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "your supposed to cook bacon outside".    

... .and that is EXACTLY where my PD mom cooks it... .OUTSIDE! She cooked it inside for like 50 years, but over the last 3 years or so, makes enD cook it outside for the reasons given by your pwPD.

[JerryRG]

My exBPDgf took a shopping trip to Walmart and afterword text me in a huff about how while she was inside the store someone broke into her car and left a bottle of pills in her back seat. Lol

[GreenEyedMonster]

My ex -- now in his 40s -- began drinking coffee when he was in his teens.  As a teenager, he went to the dentist and the hygienist cleaning his teeth told him that drinking coffee would stain his teeth.  25 years later, he is still angry that she had the nerve to say this, and says she should have been fired! 

[Herodias]

Mine told me that I could "take him back" after he told me the gf is pregnant... .the next time we talked, he asked if I wanted to be the babies Aunt? I told him that he should talk to the gf about that, but it was just too weird... .he won't let me forget that I said that. He acts angry that I think that's an odd thing to ask!

Mine didn't really do allot of humorous things... .just really off. Like buy me some HUGE Dress from what looked like a costume shop as a birthday present. He would get drunk, put on his diving gear and go swimming with the alligator in the pond at the back of the house at 2am. Invite someone he met in the institution over at midnight and wake me up out of a deep sleep, by showing this strange man everything in the house and telling him what it cost! He would bring people into the bedroom at night and they would ask if I was his daughter? I would wake up to him having sex with silicone body parts he had ordered off the internet! Lots of catching him cutting himself... .and lots of being pulled into a closet for him to hold me there to watch me squirm. Lots of holding me down so I couldn't move... .and not letting me talk on the phone 5 minutes without jumping on me and trying to distract me from my phone call. He really did act "Quazy"