www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/Ok ok yeah, I know... .it does... .it's a bad idea... .it'd only create drama... .
But it makes me laugh to at least think about him having glitter all over him... .especially when he usually opens his mail in his truck... .and usually right before he goes to work.
I know being the bigger person and acting like an adult is the way to go.
But sometimes... .ya know, it just makes me smile to at least imagine stooping to their junior high level

FYI... .this ship has sailed. Per a Deadspin article today, the creator of the product has asked people to stop buying his "horrible" (his word) product. His website has crashed and he can't keep up with the orders. Lots of vengeful people out there, I suppose... .