Well done with keeping your cool. In my book, that IS superpowers.
I struggle, and usually I can hold it in, but JUST BARELY. But what I really want to do is burst out and scream "WHAT THE ACTUAL
?"
Cheezeburger really got me though. Funny/Not Funny for sure. We have so many food picadilloes in our house, which have led to SO many outbursts. Remember Cheezburger cat? He's just wonderful, isn't he? He's got that thick sort of fur you can really just bury your fingers in to, and probably lots of fat too. Distract distract distract!
Good luck out there.