Been following this thread... . Sad, your story has grabbed me... . you seem to be a delightful person who is in the midst of a traumatic and emotionally abusive relationship... . and catching up on it today I read his text from this morning.  I must say, I laughed out loud!  You cannot invent this stuff!
Now, mind you, I have been on this site for many months and have been suffering from a very difficult (how is that for a sanitary adjective!) relationship, so I am not new to all of this... . but with a bit of distance, some of these interactions look just so... . well, if you tried to invent a way to torture an emotionally stable person, this would be a good script to do it.  Really, after what has just happened with him, and has been happening, to get this text?
The inconsistencies between behaviors and words is... . disordered!
Sad... . my heart goes out to you.  You seem to be sorting this out quite well and deciphering your own feelings and best course of action while in the midst of a lot of emotional turmoil and pain.  Thank you for sharing your story with such candor.  It is helpful to me and to many... . 
Thank youf for this!  It is torture! He then followed up asking me if he could help me with my health insurance... . then after called and ripped me apart about confronting him again.