Heh. I love this. I was expecting a post full of grim and horrifying here.
This is one about my uNPDexbf that made everyone laugh. One time I dumped him and both of us went out partying (separately), he to get drunk and myself to get right back on the horse so to speak. I woke up the next morning to his call. He needed advice FROM HIS EXGF as he had drunk texted a girl he knew saying 'I don't fancy you that much, but you're kinda cute so do you want to go out?'
I told him to apologise profusely, tell her she was super hot and that he would love to date her.
He said 'noo I don't want to date her, I want her to leave me alone and stop bugging me because I love you!'
He agonized over how to dissuade her from wanting to date him for a good half hour. I asked if he had heard back from this chick who was apparently not going to turn down his super-romantic offer. She never spoke to him again.
sounds like he really liked you redsky, or at least desired you.