This Is How Far It Can Go

[myself]

One night she was working on some art. It wasn't going as well as she wanted, and she started cursing at the paint. Flung her brush down. Really getting worked up about it... . I'm laughing now, remembering this... . The color of the paint being blamed? Black. She painted the black paint black.

[honeysuckle]

That made me laugh! Thank you! Humor is good for us all!

[Red Sky]

Heh. I love this. I was expecting a post full of grim and horrifying here.

This is one about my uNPDexbf that made everyone laugh. One time I dumped him and both of us went out partying (separately), he to get drunk and myself to get right back on the horse so to speak. I woke up the next morning to his call. He needed advice FROM HIS EXGF as he had drunk texted a girl he knew saying 'I don't fancy you that much, but you're kinda cute so do you want to go out?'

I told him to apologise profusely, tell her she was super hot and that he would love to date her.

He said 'noo I don't want to date her, I want her to leave me alone and stop bugging me because I love you!'

He agonized over how to dissuade her from wanting to date him for a good half hour. I asked if he had heard back from this chick who was apparently not going to turn down his super-romantic offer. She never spoke to him again.

[Blimblam]

Heh. I love this. I was expecting a post full of grim and horrifying here.

This is one about my uNPDexbf that made everyone laugh. One time I dumped him and both of us went out partying (separately), he to get drunk and myself to get right back on the horse so to speak. I woke up the next morning to his call. He needed advice FROM HIS EXGF as he had drunk texted a girl he knew saying 'I don't fancy you that much, but you're kinda cute so do you want to go out?'

I told him to apologise profusely, tell her she was super hot and that he would love to date her.

He said 'noo I don't want to date her, I want her to leave me alone and stop bugging me because I love you!'

He agonized over how to dissuade her from wanting to date him for a good half hour. I asked if he had heard back from this chick who was apparently not going to turn down his super-romantic offer. She never spoke to him again.

sounds like he really liked you redsky, or at least desired you.