Hi Pretty Woman,
She dumped me once because I fell asleep and didn't bring her popcicles. I was an inconsiderate douchebag.
I'm sorry you had to go through all of this. As I was reading through your posts and her way of saying "don't provoke me" I read emotional immaturity, entitlement, no accountability, tantrums... .
Do you think she has child-like behavior?
Her way is she's saying there's a cause and effect and blaming others. We control our emotional responses. I think another way of looking at it is that it's childish behaviors.