Home page of BPDFamily.com, online relationship supportMember registration here
January 24, 2021, 10:46:52 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Board Admins: Harri, Once Removed
Senior Ambassadors: Cat Familiar, I Am Redeemed, Mutt, Turkish
  Help!   Groups   Please Donate Login to Post New?--Click here to register  
bing
Things we can't afford to ignore
Depression: Stop Being Tortured by Your Own Thoughts
Surviving a Break-up when Your Partner has BPD
My Definition of Love. I have Borderline Personality Disorder.
Codependency and Codependent Relationships
89
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: You Have to Try This  (Read 422 times)
NoCRV
**
Offline Offline

What is your sexual orientation: Straight
Posts: 81


« on: January 25, 2014, 01:25:01 PM »

LAUGH!  Here's a joke:

Three married guys end up in heaven.  God tells them everything up here is pretty simple the only we need to figure out is how you will get around.  He tells the three men I will base your transportation on how faithful you were to your wife.  So he asks the first man were you faithful to your wife?  The man says no, we were married a long time and I cheated a lot but I regret it.  God looks at him with disappointment but says I will give you a beat up truck so you can get around.  He asks the second man who responds, I cheated on my wife once.  God is a little more pleased with this response so he decides to give him a nice luxury car.  God asks the third guy the question.  He is already smiling, he tells God, I was the perfect husband, I treated her with love and respect and never cheated on her!  God is very pleased with his answer and decides to give him a Ferrari. 

So one day the guy with the beat up pick up truck and the luxury car are driving down the highway and they see the guy with the Ferrari pulled over hunched over the steering wheel crying.  They pull over and asks him what's wrong, you have the Ferrari?  The man replies I just saw my wife up here!  The guys say SO!  The man screams, SHE WAS WEARING ROLLER SKATES!

Sorry it's the cleanest joke that comes to mind.  So the bar is set pretty low, anyone have a better joke? 
Logged
santa
*****
Offline Offline

What is your sexual orientation: Straight
Posts: 725


« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 01:28:30 PM »

That's pretty good.  Smiling (click to insert in post)
Logged
Perfidy
********
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
What is your sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship status: Divorced/18 years Single/5 months that I know of.
Posts: 1594



« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 01:49:01 PM »

Well... At least she wasn't barefoot?
Logged
Can You Help Us Stay on the Air in 2021?

Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Our 2020 Financial Sponsors
We are all appreciative of the members who provide the funding to keep BPDFamily on the air.
40days_in_desert
Ahquei3s
alphabeta
Amethyste
Angie59
ArtistGuy70
AskingWhy
assumezero
At Bay
Avanzando
Baglady
Beneck
bigredneck
Bittlecat
Boll Weevil
calmboom
Cat Familiar
Chosen
Dnmtnbkr
drained1996
Eggshellsbroken
FaintTheGoat
FaithHopeLove
FindingMe2011
Forgiveness
freespirit
GaGrl
ggGreg
Gift to Myself
gotbushels
Harri
hopeandchoices
I Am Redeemed
Imatter33
Jazzy48
jdc
jones54
Jonthan
Katrinalove
Kwamina
l8kgrl
LLgreen
Longterm
lorymac
lovenature
loyalwife
lucidone
Manifest32f
MariannaR
Meridius
Methuen
mgirl
Minttea
Mommydoc
Mutt
narcdaughter2
needPeace
NorseWoman
Notgoneyet
oceanheart
oftentimes
Omega1
once removed
Only Human
otherlife
palynne
PeacefulMom
Pedro
pest947
podsnapG
ProudDad12
pursuingJoy
Radcliff
Raul
Recycle
Resiliant
Rev
Rosheger
Sad4Her
SamwizeGamgee
Sandalwood
SBBayArea
SCM
SerendipityChild
SES
Silverhope
Skip
songbirdtwo
StillStuck
Swimmy55
Teno
townhouse
truthbeknown
turtleengine501
Ventak
vinnie77
Violet00
wavewatcher
wendydarling
WhatJustHappened?
Whichwayisup
whirlpoollife
Wicker Man
WindofChange
worn_out
WTL
zachira
zaqsert

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2006-2020, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!