"I have needs" (really? I'd never have guessed!)
"God loves me and forgives me"
"I've been reborn" (a virgin apparently again)
blimey... .not how I remember it, or the guy before me... . Convenient though if she were to have the arranged marriage that she threatened me with regularly... .
and the old classic... .
"My mother will pay"... .
UPDATE: Her mother can't pay: Lost it all with the frozen Cypriot Laiki Bank accounts in the financial meltdown there. An entire grandfather's inheritance, gone. Pity! Such lovely people! (made my day/week/month/year/decade)